DIET HUMOR GALORE AND MORE!

WEIGHT NO MORE!!! LAUGH IT OFF WITH DIET HUMOR.

Dan Worona 

FUNNY DIET JOKES GALORE AND MORE!!!:

THIS IS THE FATTES DIET HUMOR COLLETION IN THE WORLD!

Daniel Worona’s LAUGH IT OFF DIET: A lifelong compilation thousand's DIET HUMOR SAYINGS and DIET JOKES and growing fatter every day. Plus-plus thousand's of Woriginal original diet humor sayings, diet puns, diet jokes, diet limericks, diet laughter, diet quotes, diet riddles, obesity humor, obesity jokes, fat jokes and fat humor / humour by Daniel L. Worona.

Daniel L. Worona's LAUGH IT OFF DIET.

IT'S A FUNNY WAY TO LOSE WEIGHT.

A PEERLESS DIET HUMOR COLLECTION compiled by DANIEL L. WORONA

 (PEERLESS: without equal; unrivaled.)

 I want to share this lifelong collection thousand's diet humor sayings with YOU.

(Please read on to find out how.)

You are about to enjoy Daniel Worona's "LAUGH IT OFF" DIET.

(It's a funny way to lose weight.)

Dieters are very "NARROW-MINDED."

 --Diet pun by Daniel L. Worona

DIET DROPOUTS are "BROAD-MINDED."

--Diet pun by Daniel L. Worona

 Q: Why did the MIDNIGHT SNACKER gain so much weight?

 A: Because he couldn’t see how much he was eating.

 Diet riddle by Daniel L. Worona “Rara Avis”

DIET & EXERCISE JOKE:

 Two overweight women were walking home from work, and they began talking about their schedule of activities for the evening. "I've got an idea" said one. "Let's flip a coin. If it lands on heads, we'll go get a cheeseburger. If it lands on tails, we'll go to get a pizza. And if it lands on its side, we'll go to the gym to work out.

WORIGINAL by DANIEL L. WORONA

DIET HUMOR, DIET GURU AND WELLNESS EXPERT DANIEL L. WORONA

EXPERIENCE: Daniel Worona "RARA AVIS" ("Rare Bird") is a diet guru, obesity expert, wellness expert and fitness expert. He is a retired physical education teacher and personal trainer (They didn't call him DAN DAN THE MUSCLE MAN for nothing). He has been "well taught." His parents were both "health nuts" and taught him well... wellness. Needless to say, he is a published author, wordsmith, linguist and diet humorist.

Definition: JUNK PHOOD is unhealthy food "fortified" with pharmaceuticals.

WHEN YOU OVERINDULGE, THERE IS A “HEAVY PRICE” TO PAY.

-Woriginal original by Daniel "WOR" Worona “Rara Avis”

 MORE “BUST YOUR GUT “ DIET HUMOR AHEAD. DON’T SAY I DIDN’T WARN YOU.

DIET JOKES GALORE AND MORE FROM THE "WOR"!!!

1.]STRESSED is just DESSERTS spelled backwards.

2.]Diets are for people who are THICK and tired of it.

 3.] People go to Weight Watchers to learn their LESSENS.

 4.]I DRIVE WAY TOO FAST TO WORRY ABOUT CHOLESTEROL.

 5.] THE FAST DIET: If you are thin, don't eat fast. If you are fat, don't eat-- FAST!!!

6.] The best way to lose weight is by skipping... skip the desserts... skip the snacks... skip the beer... skip the SKIPPY.

--WORIGINAL Daniel Worona (version)

 7.] DIET JOKE: Try my wife's new recipe for diet meatloaf... Don't worry, you won't eat much..

 8.] GRAVITY BRINGS ME DOWN.

9.] ONE SHOULD EAT TO LIVE NOT LIVE TO EAT.

10.] THOU SHALT NOT WEIGH MORE THAN THY REFRIGERATOR.

 11.] GOD MUST LOVE CALORIES BECAUSE HE MADE SO MANY OF THEM!

12.] LIFE IS FULL OF UPS AND POUNDS.

BEST OBESITY IS A DISEASE JOKE EVER:

 NEWS FLASH: The AMA declares: Obesity is a disease.

 SKINNY DUDES WARNING!!!

 Don't kiss any fat girls, you might catch obesity!

DIET HUMOR AND WELLNESS EXPERT DAN WORONA

He has "searched the world" for more than 65-years for diet humor, diet ditties, diet limericks, weight-loss humor, fat humor / humour and diet slang. Daniel Worona has thousand's of original and unpublished diet humor sayings, diet cartoons, and  diet word plays.

Experience: Daniel Worona "RARA AVIS" ("Rare Bird") is a diet guru and fitness expert. He is a retired physical education teacher and personal trainer (They didn't call him DAN DAN THE MUSCLE MAN for nothing). His parents were both "health nuts" and taught him well... wellness. Needless to say, he is a published author, wordsmith, linguist and diet humorist.

 NO ONE CAN EVEN COME CLOSE TO DULICATING THIS DIET HUMOR / HUMOUR COLLECTION.

This is the FATTEST and best diet humor collection in the world!!!

ABOUT MOI!

SKILLS AND EDUCATION: Besides being a diet guru, and a wellness expert; Daniel Worona is an ethnologist, having spent more than 65-years studying various cultures. He is a retired physical education school teacher and has several degrees in computer science. He is bilingual and has spent more than fifty-five years collecting MEXICAN FOLKLORE HUMOR (HUMOR FOLKLORICO DE MEXICO). Actually, he is multilingual, speaking more than ten languages, but that is a long, funny story. He has published two books on MEXICAN FOLKLORE HUMOR:

1.]VERSITOS CHISTOSOS DE OAXACA

Compiled by Daniel Worona "Rara Avis"

ISBN: 0-915311-00-32.

2.] FOLKLORE CHISTOSO DE MEXICO

Compiled by Daniel Worona "Rara Avis"

ISBN: 0-915311-01-1.

IT IS NOT BRAGGING IF IT IS TRUE!

HOORAY FOR ME!!! I now have compiled umpteen thousand DIET HUMOR / HUMOUR sayings, DIET JOKES, OBESITY HUMOR sayings, OBESITY JOKES, FAT HUMOR and FAT JOKES.

 PLEASE NOTE: It is NOT my intention to hurt anyone's feelings, rather, my goal is to encourage everyone to live a healthy lifestyle.

Daniel L. Worona, diet humorist, diet guru, obesity and fitness expert, wishes you a HEALTHIER and WELL-THIER you!!!

FUNNY DIET ONE-LINERS:

1.] CHOCOLATE. COFFEE. MEN.

SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH.

2.] IF YOU HAVE NO TASTE, A LOT OF FOOD GOES TO WASTE; BUT IF YOU HAVE TOO MUCH TASTE, A LOT OF IT WILL GO TO WAIST.

--Woriginal original by Daniel Worona

3.] Sign in a gym:

GET YOUR REAR IN GEAR!

 4.] T-shirt: INSTANT HUMAN (just add coffee).

 5.] DIET IS SOMETHING THAT TAKES THE STARCH OUT OF YOU.

 6.] I'M ON A GRAPEFRUIT DIET. I EAT EVERYTHING BUT GRAPEFRUIT.

7.] LIFE WITHOUT PIZZA IS NO LIFE AT ALL.

8.] BRAIN CELLS COME AND BRAIN CELLS GO, BUT FAT CELLS LAST FOREVER.

9.] I DON'T HAVE AN EATING PROBLEM.

I EAT. I GET FAT. I BUY NEW CLOTHES.

NO PROBLEMO!

10.] LORD, IF I CAN'T BE SKINNY, PLEASE MAKE ALL MY FRIENDS FAT!

11.] THE NUMBER ONE CAUSE OF PEOPLE FALLING OFF THEIR DIETS IS FOOD.

"WOR" IS COMING!!! (THAT'S ME!!!)

 Experience: Daniel "WOR" Worona is a diet guru, obesity and fitness expert. He is a retired physical education teacher and personal trainer (They didn't call him DAN DAN THE MUSCLE MAN for nothing). He has been "well taught." His parents were both "health nuts" and taught him well... wellness. Needless to say, he is a published author, wordsmith, linguist and diet humorist.

AND DON'T FORGET: DIETING IS NO PIECE OF CAKE!!!

Woriginal original by Daniel L. Worona

I repeat: WORIGINAL by DANIEL L. WORONA!!!

NOTICE OF COPYRIGHT:

 ("Woriginal": That means, if you put it on your Web site, give Daniel L. Worona credit!!!)

 (PLEASE NOTE: My name is not Author Anonymous

THANK YOU VERY MUCH: I thank all the kind people out there in cyberspace who have been giving me credit when when they use material from this DIET HUMOR Web site.

Daniel Worona "RareBird"

LEGAL NOTICE:

NOTE: Any material and/or DIET HUMOR you borrow from this Web site (danworona.50megs.com) may only be used for "NON-COMMERCIAL" purposes.

Thank you very much,

 Daniel L. Worona "Rara Avis"

Image credit of overweight man on scale: Freedomyou.com

Many DIET HUMOR SAYINGS, DIET JOKES and MOTIVATIONAL DIET SAYINGS are "hidden" throughout this Web site. MAKE SURE YOU READ THE WHOLE PAGE!!!

LAUGH IT OFF DIET.

IT'S A FUNNY WAY TO LOSE WEIGHT.

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This is a 65-year plus collection and compilation of thousands of DIET HUMOR sayings.

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DIET HUMOR compiled by DAN WORONA:

MY DIET HUMOR WEBSITE CONTAINS MORE THAN TWENTY PAGES OF DIET HUMOR & DIET JOKES.

TO VISIT MY NUMBER ONE DIET HUMOR & DIET JOKES WEBSITE:

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IT IS THE NUMBER ONE DIET HUMOR WEBSITE ON MOST MAJOR SEARCH ENGINES.