BARBECUE (BBQ) HUMOR

FOOD AND DRINK HUMOR & JOKES: a 50-year plus collection of more than 100,000 sayings and jokes compiled by Daniel Worona "Rara Avis." BARBEQUE HUMOR and BBQ HUMOR + BARBEQUE JOKES and BBQ JOKES = GRATE HUMOR (BARBEQUE or BARBECUE: anyway you spell it is GRATE!)

I'd be happy to receive any comments, BARBECUE HUMOR SAYINGS, BARBECUE JOKES, BARBECUE RIDDLES, or BARBECUE PUNS.

HOT OFF THE GRILL:

1. T-shirt: DAD AT BBQ (Keep back 200 feet)

2. T-shirt: WORLD'S GREATEST LOVER (of BBQ)

3. BBQ apron: USDA PRIME, TENDER, SUCCULENT AND NATURALLY AGED (and the BBQ's not bad either.)

4. The key to good barbecuing is having a sauce that can cover up your mistakes.

5. My grilled fish is so bad that my cat only has three lives left.

6. They say the great BBQ chefs put a lot of feeling into their cooking. I put a lot of Tobasco in mine.

BBQing IS A GRATE PLEASURE. D.L.WORONA

BARBECUE " RIB TICKLERS" by DANIEL WORONA

1.THE SIGHT OF BBQ RIBS IS EYE-ROTIC.

2. BBQ apron: I AM A GRATE COOK.

3. BEING A BBQ CHEF IS A GRATE JOB.

4. BARBECUING IS A GRATE SKILL.

BARBECUE APRONS:

1. KISS THE COOK.

2. RELISH TODAY. KETCHUP TOMORROW.

3. SAME CIRCUS... DIFFERENT CLOWNS.

4. MASTER OF THE UNIVERSE.

5. MY WIFE IS THE QUEEN OF EVERYTHING; I'M THE KING OF WHAT'S LEFT.

6. MY WAY OR THE HIGHWAY.

7. BLESSED ARE THE FLEXIBLE, FOR THEY SHALL NEVER BE BENT OUT OF SHAPE.

8. WHATEVER MELTS YOUR BUTTER.

9. HOGAPALOOZA COOKOUT.

10. HOCUS SMOKUS.

Many ThanQues for visiting my barbeque page.

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COPYRIGHT DISCLAIMER: If any of the BARBEQUE HUMOR SAYINGS, BARBEQUE JOKES, or BBQ images are in violation of copyright, I will willingly remove them and/or give due credit. IMAGE CREDITS: 1. BBQ 1 image: rnw.nl/en/html
2. BBQ 2 image: ahlln.be/vademecum

DID YOU KNOW THAT NINETY-NINE POINT FIVE PERCENT (99.5%) OF MY FOOD AND DRINK HUMOR AND MY DIET HUMOR COLLECTION IS NOT FOUND ON THE INTERNET!!! I HAVE A "GOLDMINE" OF DIET HUMOR AND DIET JOKES, HOWEVER, THIS COLLECTION WILL REMAIN "BURIED" UNTIL IT IS PROPERLY PUBLISHED IN BOOK FORM.

CAN YOU HELP ME FIND A PUBLISHER OR OFFER A SUGGESTION. IF SO, PLEASE E-MAIL ME. A BIG THANKY, Daniel Worona

BBQing IS A GRATE SKILL --D.L.W.